by RodStRace Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:21 pm
Blackyck wrote:Sorry I am ignorant...measure the old shocks? eye to eye? compressed?
STEP 1. Put on a blonde wig, a low cut T shirt and some short shorts.
STEP 2. Go into the store, bat your eyelashes and ask "can you look up the specs for 1969 Dodge A-100 shocks and find another application that has the same mounting ends, roughly the same weight and is 3 inches longer extended and the same or up to 3 inches longer compressed?" Smile and twirl a strand of your hair while the counterperson does this. If you have great cleavage, lean on counter and hold your elbows toghther. If people admire your backside, drop your keyys and slowly retrieve them while keeping your legs straight.
STEP 3. If you are a typical ugly guy, ignore STEP 1 and 2, and just ask the question in STEP 2 with a "Please" in front. Remember that the fronts will be stock, you only need the extra length in the rear. If you are a guy, try not to repeat that you "only need the extra length in the rear"...