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    Missing person police report!

    vanny
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    Post by vanny Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:57 am

    A husband went to police station to file a report for his missing wife.

    Husband : - I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping, still not back home yet.
    Inspector :- What is her height ?
    Husband:- 5 foot 6 or 8, I’m not really sure.
    Inspector :- Slim or healthy ? Husband:- Not slim; seems healthy.
    Inspector :- Color of eyes ?
    Husband :- Dark

    Inspector :- Color of hair ?
    Husband :- Changes according to season.
    Inspector :- What was she wearing?
    Husband :- something brown and maybe black, not sure.
    Inspector :- Was she going in a car?
    Husband :- Yes.
    Inspector :- Tell me the number, name and color of the car ?
    Husband :- Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse
    power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
    And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

     




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    Twinpilot001
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    Post by Twinpilot001 Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:21 am

    TYPICAL!! QAnyone ever been confronted years later about you speaking to some woman that u used to know 20 years back-by the wife -- wife can remember the color shoes , lipstick color & dress that woman was wearing!! Us Boys cant even remember the meeting!! lol! lol! lol! lol! 
    vanny
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    Post by vanny Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:51 pm

    Another example of MAN vs. WOMAN logic (just for giggles of course)...

    Woman: Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes
    Woman: How many beers a day?
    Man: Usually about 3
    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: About 20 years, I suppose
    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400..correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
    Man: Correct
    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
    Man: Do you drink beer?
    Woman: No
    Man: Where's your Ferrari?  lol! 


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    Post by Twinpilot001 Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:07 pm

    TRUE FACT!!! cheers cheers cheers lol! lol! lol! 
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    Post by Admin Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:19 pm

    scratch  wonder if her Ferrari is at the nail & hair salon next to Starbucks  lol! 

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