Missing person police report!

A husband went to police station to file a report for his missing wife.

Husband : - I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping, still not back home yet.
Inspector :- What is her height ?
Husband:- 5 foot 6 or 8, I’m not really sure.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy ? Husband:- Not slim; seems healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes ?
Husband :- Dark

Inspector :- Color of hair ?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- something brown and maybe black, not sure.
Inspector :- Was she going in a car?
Husband :- Yes.
Inspector :- Tell me the number, name and color of the car ?
Husband :- Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse
power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

 

TYPICAL!! QAnyone ever been confronted years later about you speaking to some woman that u used to know 20 years back-by the wife -- wife can remember the color shoes , lipstick color & dress that woman was wearing!! Us Boys cant even remember the meeting!!     

Another example of MAN vs. WOMAN logic (just for giggles of course)...

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400..correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?   

TRUE FACT!!!       

  wonder if her Ferrari is at the nail & hair salon next to Starbucks