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World's Worst Jokes and Riddles...

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Post by Admin Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:53 am

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids... scratch
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Post by oldgoalie Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:28 am

When there is a murder the police always question the spouse first... tells you a little about marriage
doesn't it?!
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Post by dix Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:23 am

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Post by Twinpilot001 Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:31 am

Thats just like when a wife asks the Husband??== "Does this dress ?=Make me look Fat??" Darned if u do answer & darned if u dont!! affraid affraid lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Twinpilot001 Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:33 am

What do u call a man with no arms & no legs??---------------------------------Mat
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Post by Admin Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:12 pm

(inspired by twinpilot001)

Can Johnny come out to play?  

You know Johnny has no arms and legs....

We know, we want to use him as home plate!

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there was this boy sitting on the corner who had a bottle of liquid and was shaking it, watching the bubbles...

a priest comes upon him and asks him what he is doing...

the boy says, "this here is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world!"

the priest says, "the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water...  put a couple of drops on a pregnant woman's stomach, and she'll pass a baby boy!"

the boys says, "sh*t, that ain't nothing!  Put a couple of drops of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
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Post by vanny Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:27 pm

What is the difference between Kuwait and Abbu Dabi?

The people of Kuwait don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abbu Dabbi Do!!!

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Post by drc Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:27 pm

vanny wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?   Lean Beef




What do you call a cow in an earthquake?


A milkshake.
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Post by jrdunn96 Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:50 pm

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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