by Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...
MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...
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Admin- Admin
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oldgoalie- Number of posts : 55
Location : Wenatchee, Wa
Registration date : 2014-06-04
When there is a murder the police always question the spouse first... tells you a little about marriage
doesn't it?!
doesn't it?!
dix- Moderator 1st Class
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Age : 67
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Twinpilot001- Number of posts : 6186
Location : spokane ,Wa.
Registration date : 2009-09-28
Thats just like when a wife asks the Husband??== "Does this dress ?=Make me look Fat??" Darned if u do answer & darned if u dont!! 
Twinpilot001- Number of posts : 6186
Location : spokane ,Wa.
Registration date : 2009-09-28
What do u call a man with no arms & no legs??---------------------------------Mat
Admin- Admin
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Registration date : 2008-05-01
(inspired by twinpilot001)
Can Johnny come out to play?
You know Johnny has no arms and legs....
We know, we want to use him as home plate!
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there was this boy sitting on the corner who had a bottle of liquid and was shaking it, watching the bubbles...
a priest comes upon him and asks him what he is doing...
the boy says, "this here is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world!"
the priest says, "the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water... put a couple of drops on a pregnant woman's stomach, and she'll pass a baby boy!"
the boys says, "sh*t, that ain't nothing! Put a couple of drops of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Can Johnny come out to play?
You know Johnny has no arms and legs....
We know, we want to use him as home plate!
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there was this boy sitting on the corner who had a bottle of liquid and was shaking it, watching the bubbles...
a priest comes upon him and asks him what he is doing...
the boy says, "this here is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world!"
the priest says, "the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water... put a couple of drops on a pregnant woman's stomach, and she'll pass a baby boy!"
the boys says, "sh*t, that ain't nothing! Put a couple of drops of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
vanny- Moderator
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Age : 65
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What is the difference between Kuwait and Abbu Dabi?
The people of Kuwait don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abbu Dabbi Do!!!
The people of Kuwait don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abbu Dabbi Do!!!
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“The future will soon be a thing of the past."
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drc- Number of posts : 299
Location : california
Registration date : 2010-09-13
vanny wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
jrdunn96- Number of posts : 692
Location : Cashion, OK
Age : 63
Registration date : 2016-01-01
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A stick.
