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Post by Admin Sun May 18, 2014 2:22 pm

One summer, WAY back when at camp, me and my some of my fellow campers had loads of fun with the worst jokes we could come up with  Razz  we all laughed, mostly because of the looks we got from others  Rolling Eyes 

so give me your "best" or should I say "worst"  Very Happy 

one of my "worst" favorites:


What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both short  scratch
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Post by Big W Sun May 18, 2014 11:28 pm

That's funny. Remind me later Chebby....To tell you a question....lol.
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Post by vanny Mon May 19, 2014 3:30 am

What did the Snail say when he went for a ride on the Turtle's back?

Weeeeeeeeee!!!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, Idiot. BREATHE!


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Post by Admin Mon May 19, 2014 9:59 am

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?

to hide in strawberry patches...
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Post by Admin Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:37 pm

Why doesn't Poland have ice?

the guy who knew the recipe died

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Why doesn't Poland have fish?

they all drowned
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Post by vanny Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:43 pm

A Dyslexic Man walks into a Bra!


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Post by vanny Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:53 pm

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Then one turns to the other
and says Dam!"


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Post by Admin Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:08 pm

Very Happy
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Post by dan nachel Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:26 pm

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in the strawberry patch? Works pretty good doesn't it.
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Post by Admin Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:34 pm

Momma tomato, Daddy tomato and Baby tomato were out on a walk. Baby tomato started to get farther and farther behind...  Daddy tomato went back to Baby tomato, stomped on him and said "ketchup!"

 lol!

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Post by dix Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:23 pm

World's Worst Jokes and Riddles... Funny11

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Post by vanny Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:26 pm

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef


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Post by Admin Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:57 pm

dix wrote:World's Worst Jokes and Riddles... Funny11
Very Happy

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Post by Admin Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:57 pm

vanny wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?   Lean Beef
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Post by Admin Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:09 pm

When is a black dog most likely to enter the house?


When the door is open!  Rolling Eyes

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange Shocked

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana? tongue
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Post by oldgoalie Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:04 am

Did you hear about the flasher that wanted to retire...
He decided to stick it out for another year.
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Post by vanny Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:12 am

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.


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Post by vanny Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:15 am

What do you get when 3 Hondas play a musical note?

Accord


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Post by vanny Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:33 am

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglass

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea? Bob

What do you call a man with tourettes in a bush? Russell


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Post by Admin Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:24 pm

lol! don't stop now!
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Post by vanny Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:20 pm

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off for school? ........ Bison.


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Post by vanny Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:23 pm

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Cause if it had 4, it would be a sedan!


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Post by vanny Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:24 pm

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.


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Post by vanny Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:24 pm

What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1


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Post by oldgoalie Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:55 am

About once a month women go kinda nuts.........

for about 30 days





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