World's Worst Jokes and Riddles...

One summer, WAY back when at camp, me and my some of my fellow campers had loads of fun with the worst jokes we could come up with    we all laughed, mostly because of the looks we got from others   

so give me your "best" or should I say "worst"   

one of my "worst" favorites:


What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both short  

That's funny. Remind me later Chebby....To tell you a question....lol.

What did the Snail say when he went for a ride on the Turtle's back?

Weeeeeeeeee!!!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, Idiot. BREATHE!

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?

to hide in strawberry patches...

Why doesn't Poland have ice?

the guy who knew the recipe died

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Why doesn't Poland have fish?

they all drowned

A Dyslexic Man walks into a Bra!

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Then one turns to the other
and says Dam!"

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in the strawberry patch? Works pretty good doesn't it.

Momma tomato, Daddy tomato and Baby tomato were out on a walk. Baby tomato started to get farther and farther behind...  Daddy tomato went back to Baby tomato, stomped on him and said "ketchup!"

 

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef

dix wrote:

vanny wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?   Lean Beef

When is a black dog most likely to enter the house?


When the door is open!  

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Did you hear about the flasher that wanted to retire...
He decided to stick it out for another year.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.

What do you get when 3 Hondas play a musical note?

Accord

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglass

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea? Bob

What do you call a man with tourettes in a bush? Russell

don't stop now!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off for school? ........ Bison.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Cause if it had 4, it would be a sedan!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1

About once a month women go kinda nuts.........

for about 30 days





Ya I know I am going to catch he** from the women on the sight.