Please help my thing fell off...
doesn't do as much good as:
Help: My my gas tank strap fell off. What to do?
Or, in the Event section how bout:
Get your ride on in Reno on Labor Day!
Instead of: We are having a van meet.
At least say where and when so we don't have to open everything in hope of finding out: Who, what, when, where and how.
Thanks for letting me on my soapbox!