not a van but read the description, if you can

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1981-vw-rabbit-truck-diesel_W0QQitemZ280423909483QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item414a91486b

the description is funny reading. hard to understand but funny ............

Not too hard to understand, but that's just me

Jeff, do you remember the Dodge Rampage and Plymouth Scamps of that era?

NC...

Need I say more?

J/K

But really...$2600 starting bid, Buwahahahahahaha

sure do. been keeping one eye open for one in my limited price range. missed one in carsile last year.

WOW!!! spelling is off, but you can make out what he is trying to say. I have been looking for a scamp or rampage for my son. He wants an el camino, but I think I've got him talked into one of these instead. $500. or less, that's why I'm still looking.

theres a couple pro street versions on www.racingjunk.com but i would prefer a rampage in stock trim. there was one for sale on flea bay a while back and the owner didn't know what the "cs" designation meant. CARROLL SHELBY should have been the turbo version like the daytonas of that era. there is a 88 daytona turbo z in the garage now i'm reinstalling the engine.

hey duane the pic of a steering box is up on the other page about power steering.

May 1982: I'm barely 19 years old, making $5/hr and signing the loan papers showing 22% interest on a new black Dodge 024. Loved that car! Paid it off in 16 months.

The things were light weight, that's why CS upgraded them like he did the AC Ace.

The big down side to that car was that the engine would move right into the cabin in a collision. My father saw one on the street that had run into a pole and told me that my car was probably more dangerous to ride in than my old flat nose van.

wow, you can tell he didn't pay attention in school.

67a 100 pickup wrote:WOW!!! spelling is off, but you can make out what he is trying to say.

The dude may not be able to spell correctly, but yeah, I could understand it too.

I'm a terible speller, but my 'puter helps me appear much better at writing than I really am. I've known some really good, inteligent people who can barely read or write because they slipped through the cracks due to learning disablities, poor teachers or poor parenting.

I used to say I was a bad speller, I guess I'm a OK speller

i rember those cars, and i suk at spelling. my sweetheart helps me.

T-bone came home from school disappointed. He said, "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff!"

Mother: "T-bone, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

T-bone: "Naw, Mama, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F."

1. HOTEL - My Mama said that she ain' gon tell her friend Sally nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Larry got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the, cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH , I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points and my coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

WOW a rare option vw, it has a winshel wapper! and it WORKS!

I just sent him a few questions just for fun.....

I just couldn't help myself

Here they are:

Hey, ah was wonnerin' about this hyar Rabitt thin'. Does th' four speed include revahse? An' eff'n thar aint no air corndishun does it stay right fine wif th' widows open? Do yo' haf pitchers of th' smail hole in th' back bead? Glad thar aint no rest in th' sock tower, ah hate resty socks! An' how bad is th' litter valve covah leak? So, yer sayin' af'er yo' changed th' Sterin' wheel th' ho'n, Heat an' Wappers aint wawkin'?

At-cha,
Billy Bob

I think what scares me the most is I might get back a serious answer!!!!!

OK, OK, OK... Just got a email and guess what?
He did answer my questions!!!!!!!! Sort of anyway....

Here it is:
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Hi yes it will back up Yes the window will open,Look at the aid you will see the rus hole in bed i think i put on aid 1 qt oil every 700 miles yes the heat work i have the stering wheel some whare in my shop you are biding on the one you see check the aid for new pitchers heat and wapper work no cook stove will not run propain

- elijahk67
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This is just killing me !!!!!! Just to funny!

I needed a good laugh! crips allmost peed myself, heat and wapper work no cook stove, gee wonder what happened to it? mabee you can replace it with a microwawe!

ok boys and girls, we gotta let this one go.............. i understand now where larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy get their material from. i wonder if his name might be Earl..................................