4 word story.... add your 4 words to keep the story going!

and the life insurance

OK, Here's what we have so far...

Once upon a time,I bought a van that needed some work. My wife got mad and cursed me out!
I took her to the big bus station and wished her luck as she left for parts unknown, I went back home and started to pull a beer from the ice chest I keep in my old van

Continued on next post....

Thank god and Greyhound for taking my hound she's GONE! GONE! GONE!
With beer in hand the damn phone rang, thankfully it was someone from the Grayhound station, my wife was dead!! It seems the bus fell into a sinkhole. And the life insurance....

is paid up so

the house and van

are mine, mine, mine

and finally paid off.

Thank God and Greyhound

she's gone,gone,gone !
(sounds like an old country song)

So now I will

avoid all the inlaws

and party until I

go find a woman,that

enjoys riding grayhound busses

and dances on a

table or bar stool,

because now I can

aford the van.

And be truly free.

until the cops came

and congratulated me for

turning that guy in

to a robot because

he was starting to