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BRINGING IT ALL TOGETHER.... A's, G's & E's


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    Post by G-Man Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:35 pm

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down


    Finally, the guys' side of the story.
    ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
    We always hear 'the rules'
    From the female side






    Now here are the rules from the male side.

    These are our rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
    ON PURPOSE!




    1. Men are NOT mind readers..

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want..
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

    1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for..


    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


    1..... If you already think you're fat,
    then Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

    1. You can either ask us to do something
    or tell us how you want it done.
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.



    1. You have enough clothes.

    1 .. You have too many shoes..

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight...


    But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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    Post by DanTheVanMan Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:56 pm

    Now that's Awsome!!!! Smile


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    Post by chester42 Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:28 pm

    That belongs on the front page of every paper in this country. We all could be in the dog house and know why this time!
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    Post by Guest Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:30 pm

    I like it!!
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    Post by wylee Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:57 am

    i made my sweety read this , she said were is the ladys rules? i said there aint none......
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    Post by billo Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:28 pm

    The Man rules HazMatW
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    Post by wylee Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:53 am

    i should bring this to work, im maintance.
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    Post by Wheelybueller Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:02 pm

    damn thats good lol!

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